Welcome to dorm life.

We are the bad guys: The ones you love to hate. The ones that are always to blame. We are the enforcers. The ones who would secretly love to be your best friend. We are badasses. We are the floor authorities. We are the RA's. The Resident Assistants.

Oh, heyyyy RA blog.

What a terrible RA I am, letting you suffer all alone for so long.

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Reasons I sometimes hate working the front desk:

1. People are rude. Remember that I have the right to revoke your guest privileges, silly.

2. DON’T GET PISSED OFF WHEN I ASK YOU TO REPEAT YOURSELF SEVERAL TIMES WHEN YOU ARE MUMBLING OR WHISPERING RESPONSES TO MY QUESTIONS

3. You forgot your ID? Really?

4. Creepy people talk to me.

5. Minors.

-RANT OVER. I’m having a bad day at “work”.

I love working late desk shifts - free entertainment, watching drunk people stumble in.

(Source: abchelsea)

That awkward moment when you’re in an elevator and residents are asking you “where da party at?” and you’re like uhm.

Sorry we’ve been neglecting you. Sometimes it sucks to have no time for ANYTHING EVER. Be back soon!

lemon-rose asked: Thank you for giving me the greatest RA Office Board my staff have had. They love all the fun tips and it gives them a new excuse to come visit me during my day shifts.

:) thank you for being awesome!

Resident: “Do you ever leave the lobby? I always see you.”

Me: “Are you kidding me; I’m always watching.”

Resident: -Walks away-

You really want everyone to know you secretly listen to Ke$ha?

You really want everyone to know you secretly listen to Ke$ha?

Tisk, tisk!

Tisk, tisk!